User blog comment:PsiCubed2/An important announcement: The situation here is going to be resolved soon./@comment-29065906-20181010180417/@comment-34910491-20181010193025

I really want to avoid sounding like "oh you should have known better" with you guys, trust me - I don't feel that way, but...

Why not just call the police and tell them a cyber-crime has been committed?

Just call the police. The worst they can do is say they don't deal with cases like this - but it's worth a shot, right?