User talk:Edwin Shade

Tentative Testing Here
Actually, whom am I kidding? My testing is very rapid and bold - the word "tentative" is only there for alliterative effect!

\(\begin{array}{c} \text{It's dangerous to go alone - take this!} \\ 🗡️ \end{array}\)

\(\leftarrow\moveleft4pt{\rightarrow}\moveleft16pt{\raise4pt{\uparrow}}\moveleft20pt{\lower4pt{\downarrow}}\)

Lame Claims To Fame, (nothing cruel here, I promise)

 * I once spelled Lobachevsky correctly the first time - without spell-check.


 * I've got more sock puppets than User:Jiawhein, (more than anyone I can think of, actually). I kept a list of them at User:Wikity Split, but the page soon began lagging too hard for me to keep on adding accounts, and knowing that there is a User Creation Log makes the need of a list unneeded, as the Wiki is doing that for me. (It looks like I'm almost at 500 accounts!)

Dungeon of Drama Below
(It's dangerous to go alone - take this: 🗡️)

Revised Declaration of Unbanning

An unbanning of this account would be most to my liking, and will result in the satisfaction of everyone involved, myself especially included.

If you do not unban this account within 30 days, as of now, (8:30 March 3, 2018 (EST)), then I will resort to using a new sock puppet for every new edit that I make on this wiki - not because it'll do harm, just as a demonstration of power. Prior to this there were threats of wiki disruption, but I take that back now. All I can say is that you're stuck with me whether you like it or not. Master of the Sockpuppets (talk) 01:31, March 4, 2018Leave message (UTC)

Realistically speaking, probably not everyone involved would be satisfied. ArtismScrub (talk) 01:58, March 4, 2018 (UTC)


 * Yeah. I think Edwin's behavior in the past 48 hours just proves that the admins were 100% correct in.


 * Oh, and that the original reason for the ban was that Edwin  a  who did, just because Edwin had a  (and he is continuing to do this as we speak, even while he is evading the ban, and even though he promised to never  it again) PsiCubed2 (talk) 02:16, March 4, 2018 (UTC) Annotated by your's truly.


 * Rpakr (talk) 09:51, March 4, 2018 (UTC)


 * No I didn't, Psi's just pulling up shit off the top of his head like usual. What actually occurred is frustration over not being able to help some lemmings from cutting themselves. I should have known better and I do for sure now! (By the way Psi, please learn to fucking spell - you dyslexic plebe!\(\ddagger\)) Edwin Shade (talk) 05:17, March 8, 2018 (UTC)


 * \(\ddagger\)Do I mean this? Sort of, though I mostly just typed it because it sounds immature and I'm aware of this - hey, I want you to laugh at me as much as I'm laughing at you! You know I did start off my ban evasions with genuine anger in my heart, but as time progresses and I see anger only hurts myself,I'm actually having fun doing this! Thank you, the community, who have provided me with my chief source of entertainment this past week. I'm sure I'll be entertained by you guys in the near future. By the way, I also had a bit of fun at the Christian Fursona wiki by adding a bunch of Slayer videos and pissing the shit out of one of the lamest people there. (He he.)


 * You really should go out more, if you find this entertaining. And you're still hurting yourself. You're making a complete fool of yourself on a public forum in front of the entire world, and you're also making sure that no sane person would want to do anything with you. It is you who are the friendless pathetic attention-seeking whore, and the fact the you think yourself in a position to laugh at the good productive people here is - in itself - quite amusing. Or it would be, at least, if I were the kind of scum who gets amused by pathetic people who make clowns out of themselves. As it is, I just feel pity for you. It's like you don't realize that you're the butt of your own joke. PsiCubed2 (talk) 13:21, March 8, 2018 (UTC)


 * Do you think I care about that? Clearly I'm not so dumb that I have no clue how stupid my actions are - it's just that things haven't worked out for me when I've done things the "right" way, so I'm rejecting it.


 * I'm not friendless by the way, I have about a dozen close associates with whom I'm comfortable confiding in - that's more than many others can say. But even if that weren't true, one does not need close friends to be happy, all I need is a crowd to laugh with me and my emotional needs are satisfied. Also, if you recognize this situation is amusing I highly doubt you don't feel a tinge of humor somewhere in that mysterious heart of yours. This whole "Well I'd like x if I wasn't y!" nonsense is very typical of human beings who'd like to pretend they feel one way just to fit in the majority vote. Edwin Shade (talk) 14:40, March 8, 2018 (UTC)


 * By the way, how'd you like that talk page message? ;) Edwin Shade ([[User talk:Edwin

Shade|talk]]) 14:54, March 8, 2018 (UTC)


 * So you're being willfully stupid and don't care. Can a person be any more pathetic than that? As for a crowd that laughs with you: Do you see anybody laughing here? You actually think that anybody finds your shinanigans funny?
 * And don't give me that baloney about your "dozen close associates". We ain't stupid. It is quite obvious that you are an incredibly lost and incredibly lonely little boy. Besides, even if you had friends, when would you have time to actually "associate" with them? You spend every single minute of your non-school waking hours making a fool of yourself on the internet.
 * Oh, and one last thing: You can't hurt me. I'm over twice your age, and I've seen stuff in my life that you can't even begin to imagine. I've seen marvels beyond your wildest dreams, and horrors beyond your worst nightmares. And you actually think that a few words by some random schoolboy on the internet can intemidate me? Get real, bro. PsiCubed2 (talk) 15:17, March 8, 2018 (UTC)
 * I forgot one more thing (waves cane angrily): GET OFF OUR LAWN! PsiCubed2 (talk) 16:13, March 8, 2018 (UTC)


 * "I've seen stuff in my life that you can't even begin to image."


 * Yeah - like what? Come on, I dare you to tell me something I haven't already seen online. I've watched videos of people cutting themselves and hanging themselves. I watched the full suicide by hanging of a 14-year girl, and not once did I avert my eyes! There was a video I once watched, (on one of the more popular death sites), of a person having their head bashed in with a pick ax and another video in which someone stabbed another about two score times. My favorite was a video of a failed-suicide attempt, (actually, he succeeded because he died eventually, but not as soon as he wanted to), where his throat was slit and blood was dribbling everywhere. The sound of frenetic screaming mixed with the gurgling of humans choking on their own blood is music to my ears. Bitch please, you don't know the mind that you're up against.


 * And if you bring up that other thing, (I think you know what I mean), as an attempt to say you "saw more" than me -then I best you in that area to! I've probably watched a full week's worth of pornographic videos and I've seen all sort of acts carried out. Now granted, I have yet to see a combination of gore and sensual gratification, but there's always a time to learn, is there not? Edwin Shade (talk) 18:28, March 8, 2018 (UTC)
 * So you are a bored kid who wastes his life watching online videos, who has a really questionable taste in the stuff you watch. Is that supposed to impress anyone? Does that actually make you feel worthy?
 * I wonder what you'll come up with next. Will you tell us that you've seen Mount Everest on TV once, and therefore we should hail you as a badass mountain climber? That you've seen a war video and therefore we should treat you as an actual veteran?
 * Get it into your thick head: You're a nobody, at this moment in time. You're a silly confused kid who thinks that watching videos and spamming wikis makes him a man.
 * You were close to actually becoming something useful when you started contributing to this wiki. You made even further progress when you openly discussed things that bothered you and asked for help. For a short time, you were a cool dude. Still not experienced. Still a boy just starting his life journey. But at least there was some great potential there.
 * And you squandered it all for some machisimo act. So now you're a nobody again. And no amount emo videos and emo music is going to change that.
 * BTW do you have a girlfriend? Didn't think so. See you around. And if you enjoy this conversation, do reply. PsiCubed2 (talk) 14:52, March 9, 2018 (UTC)


 * Yes, that makes me feel worthy. And I listen to the music I do partly because I love it, partly out of spite for this one person who condescendingly spoke of my faith and made me feel like trash. Being a Christian, I couldn't really swear back or do anything, but now that I'm renouncing those pointless decrees I can prove to people like him I'm not a sissy and that I am pretty much a man! Fuck the Bible, hail Satan!


 * I openly discussed things that bothered me because I was too weak to suck it up and stop being sad - but that has changed. At the time of those depressive blog posts you can say I was emo, but not now. Now all you will see is anger, so you better respect me or feel my wrath!


 * Also, Never was there a doubt I was useful - that was absolutely true, for I've contributed a lot here. As you've correctly predicted, I do not have a girlfriend, but I feel it would be mean to date a girl whom I have no intention of marrying - and to top it all off, I'm only 17, so I couldn't marry even if I was mature enough to take on the challenges that come with a relationship. Don't you use the "Do you have a girlfriend?" card to tell me I'm nobody. Edwin Shade (talk) 15:42, March 9, 2018 (UTC)