User blog:Edwin Shade/Mathematical Rap Battles - Jonathan Bowers vs. Sbiis Saibian

Bowers:

Howdy there Compadre, I see you've come to brawl,

But I'm the lord of the regiments here,

Does ye yet know anything at all ?

I'm the big hoss, bad boss, master of infinity,

You gotta webpage but don't even have a math degree !

Don't step to me or I'll step on you like a Goomba,

And your level of pain will be a

Meameamealokkapoowa oompa !

No, I won't be pretty nor will I be nice,

For an amateur mathematician with an unhealthy obsession for mice.

In all your rambling works no sense of order is to be found,

Yo, I think Sbiis.EXE just got shut down.

Saibian:

"Is that all ? Okay..."

That line failed harder than your pentational arrays,

Prepare Jonathan, 'cause you'll be in pain for days,

I'm... a pataphysical, Mathematicianal,

Notation creating, number crunching prodigy;

The very tip-top of the Googological pinnacle,

The modern model of a person you'll never be.

Believe me Dorky Duke, I ain't messin',

I'll serve you up more than a premiere delicatessen.

Bow down to me Bowers, 'cause in this game you're far behind,

Utter oblivion ? I've never heard of so many numbers ill-defined !

So don't go trying to start BEAF with me, Hedrondude,

Pick on someone your own size, like a Volkswagen or two.

(Oooh....who won ? You decide !)