User blog:Cloudy176/THREE function

The THREE function is defined as THREE(n) = 3. Three is her favorite number, so she will always return 3, regardless of the number n you input to her.

To make her feel even better, you can input 3 to the THREE function to make the famous THREE(3), notable because it contains the number 3, her favorite number, and as a result, the happiness you'll from doing this will be larger than that from calculating Graham's number!